Purveyors of acceptable quality CD clocks in 2000/01

In the unlikely event that you need to take advantage of our lifetime guarantee, please send the following details:

  • Name
  • Address
  • Model Number
  • Hidden CD (probably an AOL trial
  • Date of Purchase
  • Location of Purchase
  • Unit price (in 2000 £s) of metal rulers
  • What3Words location of the ABI [Advanced Bullying Institute?]

    And a small processing fee of just £149.99, to the following address:

  • Swift Enterprises c/o Ben Wall
  • Shanklin Drive
  • Nuneaton
  • CV10 0BJ